All the world's a stage

4:28AM

4:48PM

( Rose's power )

11:14AM

So guess which utter legend turned 18 today? :D (clue: it's me)

I'm too lazy to come up with an april fool's prank this year so fuck you guys. But someone better have got me cake or I will cut a bitch. Dad performed a HI-larious prank involving sponge cake made of sponge so I am suffering from serious birthday cake deficiency. GET TO IT.

1:11PM

I seem to have gotten myself hooked back onto Stone Sour. Corey Taylor, I wish I could quit you. Sorry, Ian, you got competition. Only, you know. Not.

11:20PM - [Locked to students]

To: rose-tinted-lens@hotmail.com
From: administration@mckinley.edu
Subject: Special Education

Dear student,

Your reluctance to participate in school-wide training regarding superpowers has been noted. You will not be compelled to attend training sessions and have not been assigned a group of other students to work with. Please understand that in lieu of attending classes, you will be closely monitored. If at any time you would like to join your peers in learning how to use your powers, both individually and in a group, please contact us through Coach Sylvester.

Thank you,
The Administration

Anyone else get an email like this? We are being rejected from the government's good plans to make everything good and sparkly and superhumanly perfect. I am so very hurt by this that I am tempted to form an Evil League Of Evil. BRING ME MY DARK GLASSES AND FLUFFY WHITE CAT! Or just the fluffy white cat. I like cats.

4:41AM

It's time to face the music

Jesus fuck I'm glad my new bridge arrived today. Now I have something to be really fucking POSITIVE about and I can restore the BFG to its former glory. My old bridge is a decent one but it doesn't have the piezo pickups and you can really hear the difference. You have no fucking idea how pissed off I was that the first one I bought cracked in the storm. Admittedly that was somewhere near the bottom of the list of shit that happened that night, but still, the fucking thing cost several hundred dollars which I can't really afford.

Anyway, point is I have a lot of jamming to do to work out this inexplicable rage I've had lately. Need to work on a few more songs, too, take my mind off things. Ian, you want to come round mine? I could do with a voice that doesn't sound like a wounded crow, and yours soars high as an angel and low as a wounded ox. Also we could talk about how the testing went. And how fucked we are.

10:43PM

Bullshit we'll get answers. I can't be the only one who's got like a fucking billion more questions after that fucking assembly.

Hey, MIB, if you guys are following the journals, any chance you could answer a few of them?

Like what the fuck were you talking about in the 50s? Why just fucking kidnap people? What kind of help are you offering by threatening to fucking end us if we don't turn up to your dumbass fucking assemblies? Why won't you get the fuck out of my head, which is my personal property? Why disappear the people you were 'helping' like that, and why would you think HELLO PEERS wasn't in the least bit suspicious? Were you born from fucking computers? What gives you the right to own us? What gives you the right to control us? What gives you the right to get inside my fucking parent's heads? Why not just fucking erase our entire fucking existence while you're at it?

What am I supposed to tell my dad when he doesn't remember why I can't touch him, can't even fucking hug him? What am I supposed to tell him when my powers make me spazz out at mealtimes? There's a reason I told my dad about my powers, it's because otherwise life is fucking unliveable.

You can take your re-education program and shove it up your asses, fuckwads. I can't go to school tomorrow. I'm sick. See, some fucker tried to feed me a pile of bullshit today and I just can't shake this feeling of fucking nausea.

1:52PM

You know what? It might not be a normal kind of relationship but I don't give a fuck. I had my first kiss last week, first date this week (I know, fucking incredible, isn't it, a sexy freak like me never having gotten any before. I dunno, clearly the population of Ohio just isn't ready for the concentrated badass headfuck that is Rose Morgan). It's nice to have something going on in my life that isn't chaos, panic and disorder, is what I'm saying.

On a less happy note, just a clarification, and this is really very simple.
( The more you know! )

1:48PM

Hello, peers.

I will be away for an indeterminate amount of time. I am well. Please do not worry about me, even though-

HAHAHAHAHA no. Not that I actually know any of you, but dude. This is creeping me the fuck out. All in favor of finding out what happened to these people before we all turn into fucking computer messages, say "SHRAGGY!"

I'm going to the Lima Bean to drink shit coffee now, anyone who has any ideas, come find me before I start HELLO PEERSing.